He never mentioned my haircut!, So last night we were lying in bed in the darkness and I brought it up. Here's a glimpse into one of our random late night half-asleep conversations.
Me:"Okay, So what do you really think of my haircut?"
Him: "*mumbling* um...your haircut? I don't know, to be honest.. it looks the same to me"
Me: "WHAT?! (sitting in straight in bed and peering down at him) How can you say that?!"
Him: "I..what?...um...was that the wrong answer? "
Me: "I cut off half of my hair!!"
Him: "Hmmmm" He reached out and caressed my neck, he ran his fingers up my hair..
Me: "Do you notice anything is missing?"
Him: "Missing?..."
Me: "Like..my ponytale?"
Him: "Oh yeah..that thing"
Me: "That THING???"
Him: "*laughing* What do you want me to say?? that I miss it? I mean, It wasn't like your ponytale played a big role in our relationship or anything...*clears his throat* but a moment of silence for our loss"
Me: *Shoving him and laughing*
Him: "What??? You're haircut looks fine..You don't have to feel insecure.I mean, c'mon..you could shave off all of your hair and look beautiful. It doesn't matter to me. I don't care what you do with your hair. I love you"
Me: that's not true. You hated it when I dyed my hair red last year"
Him: "It was the color of bright fresh BLOOD...when you came out of the shower, it was like blood was coming out of your scalp! It was an awful awful red. "
Me: "What about brown?"
Him: "No...well maybe certain shades would work for you"
Me: "Which shades?"
Him: "You want me to name them? I don't work at Revlon or anything"
Me: "Black?"
Him: "Definitely not. Look, before you make your next hair color career move...just run it by me and we'll discuss it"
Me: "But I thought you didn't care"
Him: "I don't...How did I get pulled into this pointless conversation at the first place, we could be...Damn, is it already 2:48?"
Me: "Wasn't it 1:00 just a second ago?"
Him: "Listen, I love your hair cut"
Me: "Now that's the right answer"
Him: "It was so different, I thought: "Is THAT my wife?? No..No... It couldn't be, it's just such a drastic change... I must collect myself and act normal...but I'm so so shocked...I mustn't betray it on my face..."
Me: *laughing* Okay!! Sarcasm noted!
Him: "I love you"
Me: "I love you too...but stop doing that..".
Him: "What?"
Me: "that thing with your feet..you know I'm ticklish"
Him: "What this??"
Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Unfortunately when we did fall asleep, I woke up again from a nightmare at 5:30. So right now... I'm exhausted and completely drained.
